*******ROT IN HELL!!!!***** (Midtown West)

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x prohibited[?] Posted: 2014-02-01 10:59pm

Hey there, you.

Need a wonderful job? One that is rewarding and allows you plenty of opportunity for growth and fulfillment? A job where you are treated with respect and dignity? A position that allows your true "inner self" to blossom while you work hand-in-hand with creative, caring people? Then stop reading right now because this isn't the job for you.

We offer soul-crushing rejection in Times Square and hour after hour of humiliating insults hurled at you by husky tourists from the "fly-over states."

Your miserable goal? Get a handful of them each day to hear your pitiful cries & purchase comedy club tickets from you. Sound wonderful? Then you, my friend, are an idiot.

Kidding! This job, when mastered, can be tremendous fun. After training you are set free to use your improvisational skills, charm, and lunacy to sell comedy club tickets to tourists. We need people who can work 20 or more hours weekly (flexible days). Your base pay is $200/week, CASH. If you are talented, you can make over $350/week with bonuses.

Want to hear more? Then drop me a line and tell me (in at least 5 WELL-WRITTEN, CREATIVE sentences!) why this job interests you and why you might excel at it. Attaching a resume is fine but these 5 sentences are important to set yourself apart. Don't hold back -- Nothing is too wild, creative, or inappropriate to write!

Then go eat some freakin' pie!

Yay,
Paul Rose
- Broadway Comedy Club, Sales Manager

www.broadwaycomedyclub.com

P.S. See all the free comedy shows you wish!
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posted: 2014-02-01 10:59pm

updated: 2014-02-01 10:59pm

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